

They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan. They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down. They bought Steve Daley for a million quid.

They had Colin Bell who was better than Best. You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand. They've got the biggest bananas in the land. They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world. They've got the tallest corner flags in the world. They've got the widest pitch, in the land. They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan. Over 2,000 verses have since been added, not all were sang at the ground but those that were include (in no particular order): They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League. They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League, (to the tune of 'He's Got The Whole World In His Hands') "There's plenty of talk from them but I disregard it really because it is all talk!" - Sir Alex Ferguson on Manchester city's billions List of misconceptions that city fans spin (and probablyīelieve), that makes them such an irritant and laughing Of equally poor teams but like 1860 Munich, EspanyolĪnd Torino in their respective cities, It's the never-ending Just like Maine Road, rarely sells out and attendancesĭropped as low as 17,200 in the 2008-09 season!įairness, city fans are more dedicated than most fans Own club) ever go to the games - their new ground, Eastlands, That 'bitter blues' (so called because of their hatredįor United often being greater than their love for their city fans tend to come from the suburbs, especially those areas with an SK postcode (hence United's nickname for them as 'Stockports') and both stadiums are the same distance (2 miles) to Manchester Town Hall. In truth, Manchester is very much a red city. Whatsmore, United are from Salford, and they are Manchester's only club! If Manchester city fans are to be believed, Manchester is mainly made up of blues and all United fans (or 'Munichs' as they label them), come from Singapore or London.
